Category: psychologue

  • The UnGiver, Part 5/6: BleakHeart

    The UnGiver, Part 5/6: BleakHeart

    I sit at a table with my brother and apparently-not-dead long-lost Father. Refugees in a small shed on the estate of our mad mother. Wondering how in the name of the Emperor-Beyond-The-Sea I will find the Gift that can restore our family. When all I can look at is the…

  • The UnGiver, Part 4/6: BoundHeart

    The UnGiver, Part 4/6: BoundHeart

    The bottom falls out. Literally. The ground in front of the door opens up and swallows the two of them. Then seals up behind them. The birds, which had paused at their screams, resume their idle chatter. Leaving no sign they had ever been there.

  • Earnest the Sinner vs Narrator

    Earnest the Sinner vs Narrator

    “Listen, I’ve been playing your little narrative games for years now. And frankly I’m getting a little sick of it. It’s time we finally had an honest talk.”

  • The UnGiver, Part 3/6: BrokeHeart

    The UnGiver, Part 3/6: BrokeHeart

    “My heart will only be truly free when we have paid our debt to the Emperor-beyond-the-sea, and I myself see him restore all that I wrongfully stole from you.”

  • The UnGiver, Part 2/6: BraveHeart

    The UnGiver, Part 2/6: BraveHeart

    Robbing: Well, sometimes Father would make cryptic or fanciful statements about getting a message from the emperor. I always assumed they were childish fairy tales to amuse us. But now I wonder… BraveHeart: Whether they were real, and the Hermit was the messenger of the emperor!

  • The Ungiver, Part 1/6: BlackHeart

    The Ungiver, Part 1/6: BlackHeart

    Robin: Yet ever I get close, thou thwartest me. Rip the gift from my hands. Punish me for my impudence. Send me back empty-handed. Why must you torment me so? BlackHeart: Because it is my job.

  • Psychologue: Challengee Power Ranger

    Psychologue: Challengee Power Ranger

    Challengee: You can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs. / Earnest: What kind of omelette are you trying to make? / C. One where truth is respected, of course! / E. Respected? [gazing around at the destruction] Are you sure you don’t mean “feared”?

  • Understanding Revenger (The Angry Part)

    Understanding Revenger (The Angry Part)

    E. So what’s the deal with my man X? / R. You mean the one who’s always ranting about who’s at fault for all the problems in the world?

  • My Fulcrum: A Psychological Odyssey

    My Fulcrum: A Psychological Odyssey

    But what if the root of the most important issues I face is hidden under that fulcrum? What can I use to move an immovable object?

  • Sex 301: The Other Guy

    Sex 301: The Other Guy

    Lecher: Y’know, the anxiety you’ve been running away from with video games and alcohol before I got involved. Same one you used books to escape before you even knew I existed. Earnest: Anxiety? Ang: Present.

  • The Rogue Dialogues: Inner Healing for Leadership

    The Rogue Dialogues: Inner Healing for Leadership

    This was my attempt to make peace with the “part” of me that had an unfortunate history of sabotaging my relationships with authority figures.

  • Judicious Interruptus: I, KnowsMore

    Reflective introspection journaling 
To help me understand why 
I failed to manifest 
The fruit of the Spirit 
And where I need 
More Jesus

  • Pride, A Part (Socratic Monologue)

    Pride, A Part (Socratic Monologue)

    Grow up, lady! You wouldn’t have lasted 24 hours out here without me. You say you needed me. You have no idea the hell I went through to keep you safe. Don’t get so high and mighty on your little ivory pedestal. You only have the luxury to indulge your…

  • EggBoy (The Earliest Orphan)

    EggBoy (The Earliest Orphan)

    What I learned from her was that you can’t trust people — especially women — to care about your emotional needs.  You can perform to win their approval, and even affection, but they don’t really care about you.