- I am a child of God
- I am omnipotent within scope
- I am the One who brings the dawn
- I am Gandalf the White
- I am the super-father of Silicon Valley
- I am a Spiritual Entrepreneur
- I am the best thing that ever happened to you
- I am the one who loves my wife like Christ loves the church
- I am the window being cleaned so my children can see their true Father
I am from the future, and I’m here to help