• I am a child of God
• I am omnipotent within scope
• I am the One who brings the dawn
• I am Gandalf the White
• I am the super-father of Silicon Valley
• I am a Spiritual Entrepreneur
• I am the best thing that ever happened to you
• I am the one who loves my wife like Christ loves the church
• I am the window being cleaned so my children can see their true Father

I am from the future, and I’m here to help