Sex 407A: Anxiety on the Stage

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Interlude following Sex 407: Which Witch (Gut Fight)

The audience cheers as Lecher enters.

Lecher: Hi folks, we are here in the Studio to interview Ang from Season 3. Ang, do you have any thoughts on Tube’s epiphany in the last episode?

Ang: Is good. Find happiness in yourself, then give to others. Not other way round.

Audience applauds.

L. So, Earnest still seems stuck, which is why he asked me to host this interview. Why do you think that is?

A. Part of him still not present. Him trying to find in wrong place.

L. So… is that missing piece… you?

Audience gasps.

A. No. Me here. Missing piece… my little brother.

Audience: Awwww.

L. Wait, you have a brother?

A. Many brothers.

L. So… which one is this?

A. He is called “trauma.” Earnest met Trauma when young. Not know what to do with him. Sent down here with rest of us.

Audience boos. Ang bristles.

A. Not his fault. Our job. Stay hidden so Earnest can function.

L. But I thought Earnest reconciled with that part?

A. Yes… and no. He opened door to self, is good. But also remembered Trauma. Not know where to find him. Go looking in wrong place.

L. But… where is right place?

Ang shrugs.

A. Me not know. Little brother missing. Maybe he go find Earnest.

L. Ooh, a cliffhanger.

Audience: Oooooh.

L. Well, that’s a wrap. Thank you, Ang, and thank you audience.

Audience cheers.

L. Folks, let us know if there’s any other contestants you’d like us to bring back. Keep those cards and letters coming. This is Lecher signing off. Just remember: winks I love you! And you… and you.. And especially you…

To be resumed

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