Finally, the day has arrived!
Our garden has been infested with poke-lizards at least as long as my son has been alive.
A few years ago we decided to get rid of them.
First haphazardly, then more methodically, we have been trapping them, sealing up the boundaries of our yard, and destroying the warrens they live in.
Now there is only one place left for them to hide.
Time to set off the lizard-bomb.
Today I will allow God
To mold me into His image
- I am a child of God
- I am omnipotent within scope
- I am the One who brings the dawn
- I am Gandalf the White
- I am the super-father of Silicon Valley
- I am a Spiritual Entrepreneur
- I am the best thing that ever happened to you
- I am the one who loves my wife like Christ loves the church
- I am the window being cleaned so my children can see their true Father
I am from the future, and I’m here to help