Sequel to Orphans and Guardians: A Primer for the Adventurous Self
Write as MatPat, about the striking fact that evil in Internal Family Systems is from an artificial self protecting a sacrificed inner child part, a la FNAF.
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The Real Monsters Are Inside You
Hey, theorists!
Welcome back to Game Theory, where we turn your childhood nightmares into graduate-level psychology papers.
Today we’re tackling the question no one asked but everyone secretly needs answered:
What if Five Nights at Freddy’s isn’t about haunted robots at all…
but about Internal Family Systems — your brain’s own dysfunctional pizzeria?
That’s right: the true horror of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza isn’t the jump-scare.
It’s the trauma response.
1. The Premise: Survive the Night… in Your Own Mind
You’re trapped in a locked office.
Limited power. Too many monsters. No exits.
That’s not just horror design — that’s anxiety made playable.
According to IFS (created by Dr. Richard Schwartz), your psyche is made up of parts — inner characters, each with their own motives, fears, and roles.
Some protect, some panic, some hide — and all of them just want to survive the night.
Sound familiar?
2. The Office = The Conscious Self
That flickering booth with two doors and a battery meter?
That’s your conscious mind trying to maintain control.
Every door slam and camera check drains power — your emotional energy.
You can’t lock everything out forever.
That’s the Manager part of IFS:
“If I keep the cameras on and the doors sealed, I’ll be safe.”
Spoiler alert: you won’t.
Because fear always finds a vent.
3. The Animatronics = The Protectors
Freddy. Bonnie. Chica. Foxy.
They’re not random monsters — they’re your protectors.
Each was designed to bring joy, but now they’ve turned mechanical, rigid, and aggressive.
That’s what happens when defenses overfunction:
they start attacking anything that looks like vulnerability.
IFS says these protectors were once heroes.
Now, they’re just overclocked survival code.
4. The “Dead Child” = The Exile
Deep in the lore, we learn the animatronics are haunted by murdered children.
In IFS, those children are your Exiles — the parts carrying pain, shame, and grief.
They’re trapped inside the metal suits meant to keep them safe.
We built those suits.
We powered them with fear.
The result? The very protection we trusted becomes the prison we can’t escape.
So yeah, Freddy isn’t your enemy.
He’s your grief in a bear suit.
5. The Jump-Scare = Emotional Overwhelm
The moment the lights go out and — BAM! — the screen fills with teeth?
That’s emotional flooding.
The body’s way of saying, “You can’t keep suppressing this.”
When the battery dies, the inner darkness rushes in.
That’s the sound of your protectors losing control.
6. The 6 A.M. Ending = Integration
When the clock hits six, the monsters don’t die — they power down.
Balance returns.
That’s Self-leadership, the IFS state where calm, curiosity, and compassion return to the console.
Healing isn’t victory by violence.
It’s staying present long enough for the night to end.
7. The Theory in a Nutshell
FNAF isn’t about killer robots.
It’s a trauma simulator wrapped in survival horror aesthetics.
It’s about what happens when our protectors — those animatronic defenses — start moving on their own.
When we try to outlast them instead of understanding them.
When our fear of feeling becomes the real jump-scare.
So maybe the point isn’t to survive all five nights.
Maybe it’s to realize the monsters were trying to protect us all along.
But hey…
That’s just a theory.
A Game Theory.
Thanks for watching, theorists — and as always, stay curious.
Appendix: FNAF ↔ IFS Correspondence
- Security Office → Conscious Mind — the small control room where awareness manages internal chaos.
- Power Meter → Emotional Energy — drains with every act of control or avoidance.
- Doors & Cameras → Defense Mechanisms — attempts to block fear and pain, but always limited.
- Animatronics → Protector Parts — once joyful functions turned hostile through trauma.
- Children’s Souls → Exiles — innocent, wounded aspects trapped inside defense mechanisms.
- The Player (Night Guard) → The Self — the calm, compassionate observer capable of integration.
- Jump-Scare → Emotional Flooding — overwhelming release when suppressed feelings break containment.
- 6 A.M. → Integration — restoration of harmony as the system returns to balance.
Further Reading:
- Internal Family Systems Institute
- Five Nights at Freddy’s (Wikipedia)
- Richard Schwartz, Internal Family Systems Therapy
- The Game Theorists YouTube Channel
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