We are chasing a comical criminal.
He hasn’t actually hurt anyone (yet)
He is dressed like Woody from Toy Story
And often deploys a giant balloon version of him
Like from Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
Despite that
Nobody has been able to catch him
Until now
We managed to get a tracker in his car
It isn’t that far from us
But he does have a head start
We dash off in hot pursuit
But oddly, he doesn’t seem to be moving fast
We soon catch up
It is high noon
He is waiting
He gets out of his car
And challenges us
Me
To an old-fashioned shootout
Then I wake up
Only after I generated that image did I remember Woody is a Sherriff. Was this about the Law and Pharisees?

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